Only this book had a particular title on it. The two ogres ended up having a tug-of-war with Donkey. Fiona: The dragon goes under the bridge, through the loop and finally... Fiona was surprised to find that Shrek knew the same tying rhyme as she did, and the two then gazed at each other. [The scene changes to Shrek and Fiona entering their bridal suite.] ], [It was opened up to a page of Far Far Away with King Harold and Queen Lillian holding their newborn as a man was heard narrating.]. Everyone has got their cupcake? At this time, Fiona was leading the ogres, all clad in armor, through the forest to be ready for the ambush. I can explain everything. Pinocchio: Sir? Fiona: Listen up, everyone. Oh, now you want to talk? Help, Shrek! Shrek 2 Script - Dialogue Transcript Voila! Shrek: We have kids. He saw something behind the tapestry of a knight on a steed. He then ducked, letting the two ogres lift the log over him. He then got out the ink jar and feather pen, dabbed the said pen into said jar, with a small magic spark appearing. No catchings, really. He looked like he was about to cry, but then he felt something and heard tiny shouting. Donkey quickly realized it was a trap. The villagers continued shouting nasty remarks towards Shrek as the cage pulled onward. Shrek: Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again. Rumpelstiltskin: Yelling makes me so parched. Shrek In The Swamp Karaoke Dance Party, more commonly known as the Shrek Karaoke Dance Party, is a 2001 3-minute musical short film, included on the Shrek VHS before the credits, and the Shrek 2-Disc Special Edition DVD after the credits. Once Shrek removed his hand, Donkey still panicked. Puss gasped, stunned at the words Shrek said. The ogres (minus Shrek) continued laughing hysterically. Shrek sighs deeply. Fiona then showed up and thought she would help. The deaf old lady's eyes widened in alarm. Rumpelstiltskin: Pied Piper. I'm a believer, As a result of the great dialogue, the film also has some excellent quotes. (puts pitcher down) Well, then does anyone care to tell me what it’s going to take to get this ogre?! Shrek: Yeah, well, I… I used to be. My speech wig. Finally! Shrek: I guess there’s nothing wrong with wanting a little time for myself. Scene 15Start: Shrek comes out of his house and finds Donkey in the swamp.Finish: The dragon carries them into the air.Before watching – give the students the worksheet for this scene and askthem to match the sentence halves.While watching – students check to see if they have matched the halvescorrectly.After watching – ask students to turn over their worksheets. She’s not the boss of me. Rumpelstiltskin: Just 24 tiny little hours. Shrek: I know that when you see a shooting star, you cross your fingers on both hands, squinch up your nose and you make a wish. All of this pressure and tension going on today was taking a toll on Shrek enough, he was losing his patience, trying his best to fight it. Then, the scene changed to a picture of the still scene in the final page of a book Shrek had out. It would be just like the good old days, when your swamp was your castle. He picked out a spiky tool from a nearby weapon bucket. Donkey: It’s nothing to be ashamed of. She and the other three witches chortled, while Rumpelstiltskin gave a nod to the piper, who nodded back, and then he turned the setting on the end of his flute from mouse to duck to witch. The outhouse is clogged up! When the villagers all saw him, they all ran away in separate directions, screaming, while he continued striding with glee, glad to be feared again. It's a compliment. Shrek: If she thinks I’m gonna slink back there and apologize, she’s got another thing coming. Shrek: You know, I always thought that I rescued you from the Dragon's Keep. Shrek has gathered Brogan, Gretched, Cookie, and some other ogres to discuss a battle plan, which was set out on a rock table, with little model figures and everything. He even surfed onto another roof, swung around a weather vane, hopped onto another roof and surfed down that one as well. Pardon me, guys! Nothing. You can’t end tyranny on an empty stomach! "A mud facial!" Shrek then got up behind four men gulping ale, letting out a roar, making them spit out their drinks. Let's get together and feel alright. [Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows starts] ... Shrek: [after robbing two men of their clothes] Thank you, gentlemen! We can’t hide forever. Shrek: I can’t just pick up and leave my family. Shrek finally snapped and went for the short man. Discover and share Shrek Donkey Quotes Dialogue Script. Pinocchio: (pleading) Mr. Stiltskin, please! He then used his ogre strength to pound his way through the soil structure three times and soon created a hole which he fell in through. Donkey was at one of the tables with the ogres, surprisingly not as dinner but as a guest. As they went inside, Shrek was in horror to see how different the castle grounds looked, and he passed something he definitely hadn't seen before: two ogres pushing the gear that controls the gates. One ogre smacked him in the rear to get him going. Shrek: (Through his teeth) I’m in a great mood, actually. (does a mocking jolly dance) See the dancing ogre! There were two witches on top of the cage in charge of driving. He tried running across to stop the ogre, but he screamed when one of the boards he stepped on broke, so he quickly went back. He then grabbed all the empty glasses to put them away. Rumpelstiltskin: Daddy thinks you look real nice, Fifi. We now cut to the credits which have the clips from the first three movies as Darling I Do plays. Since this message appeared on all magic mirrors, it even appeared on a mirror that the three pigs, with the potty box, broom, and soap tub, were nearby, happened to see this as well. Rumpelstiltskin: Ladies, this is the guy that made all of this possible! I'm a believer! Blardy, blardy, blar. Then one of the bracelets fell off Shrek's wrist. That is not Shrek! Shrek just stood there, completely heartbroken, knowing now that all his chances of ever getting a kiss from Fiona and saving his own life are gone. To live the life of an ogre…no worries, no responsibilities. They saw the magic hourglass of Shrek's life was almost out of sand, to Rumpelstiltskin's delight. 21 It’s Loosely Based On William Steig's Book, Shrek! He even grabbed some of the chains and tossed some of the witches who had them down. Suddenly the wind began blasting and brushing by everyone, also knocking Puss's hat off his head. Donkey: (calls out to Dragon) I'll call you! Shrek, still feeling bitter, started carrying the cake away. Make it stop! Fifi stopped honking and Rumpelstiltskin was calm, but had a glow of excitement. Donkey: (singing) But I made up my mind Do you know where Fiona is? Fiona was amazed that he actually knew her more than she thought, and he looked at her tenderly. Shrek and Fiona danced with each other before falling backwards in the mud. King Harold: But to put our daughter’s life in the hands of this…person? Donkey then saw a shield, and it gave him an idea. Fiona: Wow, (chuckles a bit) I guess I must have kicked him harder than I thought. Shrek: What’s this? Shrek: Wait a minute. (with frustration raising in his voice) And if he shares a kiss with Fiona by sunrise, it IS the end of the world! Donkey: Hey, Shrek! Rumpelstiltskin: Pffft! Now tell me! Rumpelstiltskin: Me, I like to look at it as half full. A witch fired another skull chain at Shrek, but he sensed it was coming this time, so he turned and blocked himself with the chains of his cuffs, just in time for the skull to reach him. (bouncing on Donkey's back) Andale! What? We’ve gone from the bottom to the top, ladies, but we’re not just an empire, we’re a family. Go! Shrek: OK, OK, please, Fiona. I'm a believer, Why? Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. 4. SHREK: They'll shave your liver. Shrek! Shrek: I don't understand. Shrek: I’m not gonna hurt you, all right? That night, at dinner, Puss flipped in the air and landed on the dinner table, finishing a story being told to the kids. But she held his hand up, as a lookout ogre was perched on a lookout, making "caw" sounds. You’re right. Then, Rumpelstiltskin pondered at the suggestion. Gingy saw one of the Three Blind Mice facing the other way so he turned the mouse around correctly. I can see why you haven’t eaten him. He timidly turned, screaming a bit. He gave her his hand and she started to retie it onto his wrist. Puss: Hurry! I’m stuck! Three of the Dronkeys flew up, each one carrying one of Shrek's kids in the air, going for a joyride themselves. The kiss didn't work...because Fiona doesn't love me. He slammed the door. Is the love that I found Shrek! This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Shrek 2. This isn’t a petting zoo! Needless to say as well, pretty much all ogres that weren't Shrek, were completely dumbstruck, and so was Donkey. He then went to an old lady with a hearing horn. The film parodies other fairy tale adaptations, primarily … The floors under him began shifting, revealing something. Butterpants's Father: Hey! Then everyone all spoke or made noises at once. Fiona: (gasps) What happened to the cake? Just hold it together. Then, another day, we see Shrek trying to fit the shoe onto Farkle. Brogan: Fiona, that’s the third patrol today. I can't believe I let this happen, and it's all because of you! How am I ever gonna get her to kiss me before sunrise? Donkey took a deep breath and stuck his tongue out, ready to lick the cat, though he was disgusted to do so. Brogan: That’s quite a friend you’ve got there. So as all ogres began preparing all their weapons, Shrek just walked through the camp dejectedly. Gingerbread Man : You're a monster! Donkey: Quiet, ogre! I haven’t removed his giblets yet. Then she yelped as she started involuntarily breakdancing to the song, which is "Sure Shot" by the Beastie Boys, and the other two witches involuntarily got up and started dancing against their will as well, yelling in alarm. Monsieur Hood is a minor antagonist in Shrek. He set the setting to socks and played his flute so Rumpelstiltskin's socks could be slithered up his legs tight like magic. Rumpelstiltskin: Not Shrek! 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