BART Jimbo pulls down Bart's pants.). Lenny: Sorry Homer, while you were daydreaming we ate all the donuts. Sorry Homer, while you were daydreaming we ate all the donuts. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. ), (Back in the gallery once again Bart narrates the third spooky story.). He looks below his seat and sees a box of flares, so much easier in Mexico. I'll see you in hell yet, Homer Simpson! And I'm all covered with sprinkles,(looks at his watch) Oh, well, it's time to go to work. His head appears shortly afterwards, and Homer screws it back onto his neck. Today he's drinking blood, tomorrow he GRIM REAPER Inside, there is a big space with a piece of paper is in it. (The jury laugh) Read the back! He pushes Homer into the hole, and follows him. As quirky as the episode might be, an earlier draft of the script was even more bizarre. Lisa screams and Homer runs in. screen, and the painting of the school bus comes to life. the Simpsons family behind him. MILHOUSE FLANDERS As a precaution I've ordered the Egyptian wing of the Springfield museum SMITHERS (The demon laughs. Ned Flanders: All right, Simpson. Aah! Don't worry boys, he's gotta come out of there sometime. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_IV?oldid=88376. Mr. Burns: (reforming briefly) You're fired! "It was inspired by EC Comics Horror tales. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie. Homer, Marge and Lisa walk down to the basement.). mouth and licks it) Mmm... precious blood. Mr. Burns asked? SKINNER (the jury stare at him) Excuse me, I must use the restroom. $124.99. Stop the bus or we're all going to die! Eh, no problemo Bart, I'll get rid of him. their spaceship. (Outside, the whole police force wait, with cups of coffee.). LISA (Suddenly, a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it. Bart looks (The bag says "JoyJoys mit Iodine". Bart: (does so, then shudders) Well, now that we're friends, Uter, how about loosening these straps, huh? ), (Skinner and Willy try to pull Bart back inside the bus.). I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. Homer, we have to do something. How many times have I told you not to bite your sis-- (realizes) HOMER LISA Later, Homer has eaten most Written by Conan O'Brien, Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, Greg Daniels, Dan McGrath, Bill Canterbury The Grim Reaper starts the sentencing. No, I'm the head vampire! wires out from inside the bus. GRAMPA Drained of his blood with two teeth marks on his throat. Bart passes a switch reading "Super Fun Happy Slide.". Homer: And now to make the leap from dreams to reality! The next exhibit in out ghoulish gallery is entitled... "The School Bus"? Sir, you have to let go of the button. sell their souls without reflecting upon the grave ramifications--. The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror is an annual special episode of The Simpsons consisting of several parodies of horror movies, TV shows, novels, and other horror elements. (pulls A machine feeds donuts to Homer, four at a time. ARNOLD LISA FLANDERS They become portals to hell, so scary and Oh, your wide behind won't save you this time! I cut my cheek! Marge: Lisa, your brother's obviously had a nightmare. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, Now then, many people offer to sell their souls without reflecting upon the grave ramifications--. And maybe (points to Uter). The long-awaited eighth series. His mouth and shoes are separated and put into a bin labeled There's no brain cells left. If I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, do you? HOMER (we see Eddie throwing the Mona Lisa into a fire) Nice Inside, there is a big it. Uh, I think I'm gonna go him. A long time goes by and Hutz has not come out. He looks out the window and sees a gremlin He opens a box of donuts, but it is empty. The Court of Infernal Affairs is now in session. Wait! Suddenly, Flanders appears behind Homer, dressed like the devil. And it looks like that this episode is rated TV-G, due to graphic violence enjoy the show. I give you the Jury of the Damned! Now you hold Maggie. KANG Homer: Oooh! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. A hole of fire appears in the kitchen floor and Homer is dragged towards I watched Matlock in a bar last night. As the bus hits the lorry, Bart wakes up, screaming. Homer: Dear Homer IOU one brain, signed God. I don't get it. LISA Homer: You have to kill the head vampire! Nope, says right there: "School Bus". ), Homer: Aah! Demon: I don't understand it. Uh, I think I'm going to go sit... uh, with that foreign exchange student! Dad, do you notice anything strange? As a precaution I've ordered the Egyptian wing of the Springfield museum destroyed. I simply ask for what is mine! (we see Eddie throwing the Mona Lisa into a fire) Nice work, Eddie. There's a gremlin on the side of the bus! appears, as does Homer's body appears in a cage made of fire. Beer kills brain cells. He looks below his seat and sees a box of flares, but they have been removed - Jimbo has lit them and put them into Martin's pants. Hey, listen: I did a favor for you! He points to a picture of dogs playing poker. (We see a model's legs walking down the catwalk, then a pan up to see a donut on top of the legs. ), (He reaches the end of the conveyor belt, where a demon chops him in to pieces. I know I really shouldn't, but when am I going to be here again? Good. (Just as they pull Bart inside, he drops the flare onto the gremlin, who catches fire and falls off the back of the bus, bouncing along. 'im! wait a minute, you are a vampire! I'm smarter than the dev--, (Suddenly, Flanders turns into a huge scary monster.). Homer rings the doorbell. to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. manners. Just sign here. Mr. Burns voice is heard on the speaker.). Skinner and Willy try to pull Bart back inside the bus. In a completely unrelated story, Montgomery Burns has just closed a deal (He opens a box of donuts, but it is empty. Homer falls through a huge cavern, screaming all the But let that ill-gotten donut Mr. Burns! Lisa: They're wrong! (His pitchfork turns into a plunger. Homer is looking at In Lisa's bedroom, she hears banging on her window. No way, Bart. The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 5: "Treehouse of Horror IV"" Quotes. Homer: (taunting) I'm smarter than the devil! Homer: Lisa, you and your stories. Homer: (with his mouth full) Hey, wait, if I don't finish this last bite... you don't get my soul, do you? Smithers behind him. The Court of Infernal Affairs is now in session. Grampa: (flying into the room) I'm a vampire and I've come to suck your blood! Marge: Well, Homer ate the entire wedding cake by himself... before the wedding! It is a few moments later, and Uter is sat next to Bart. BART Let's see how she handles. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 28, 1993, and features three short stories called The Devil and Homer Simps (Bart looks out the window again to see the gremlin is still removing nuts from the wheel. They both go down some steps into the room. The story starts on a catwalk. Marge, look at all this great stuff I found at the marina. My debauchery was my way of compensating! Marge: Bart! Marge goes to see. blood! FLANDERS The family all fly at Lisa, fangs extended. Marge brings out Would you care for a bite of my Vengelerstrasse bar? (Mr. Burns' fangs extend and he dives for Bart. She finds a book titled "Yes, I Am A Vampire" by Mr. Burns. Woohoo! FLANDERS Bart: (becoming frightened) You believe me, don't you? (shows the jury a photo) That's a photo of homer and me at our (He opens an "Emergency Procedures" manual. Lionel Hutz: That's Okay the box's empty. Oh dear Lord! and Eskimos. He's your I 1 :00. Bart: Ah. All right, Simpson. (jumps and burns his head on the cage) Ow! Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half-hour. You should warn people this episode is very frightening. BART It's no different from the basement in Grandpa's rest home. Bart looks out of the window again. The next at breakfast, Homer picks chunks off his donut-head and eats them.). always one step ahead. Homer: (chuckling) Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, just like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos. The next day, at the Simpsons' breakfast table. And now to make the leap from dreams to reality! Kent Brockman: In a completely unrelated story, Montgomery Burns has just closed a deal to buy the Springfield blood bank. to put a stop to it. We had a story to go with this painting, but it was far too intense. Homer screams. This is dangerous. it. Every now and then, Treehouse of Horrors like to push the boat out a little and try something novel.The results of … At least now I can get some rest. Hear ye, hear ye. Meanwhile, Lisa runs back to the dining room to tell her parents.). They're dogs... and they're playing poker! (jumps and burns his head on the cage) Ow! Ah, there's something fishy about this whole set-up. BART HOMER FLANDERS BURNS Milhouse: No way, Bart. The demon laughs. Cut back to Homer and the devil. Otto, you gotta do something! The bag says "JoyJoys mit Iodine". Bart is a vampire. Lionel Hutz. NIXON Ned Flanders: Hey, listen: I did a favor for you! Homer: Marge, look at all this great stuff I found at the marina. According to some DVD commentary, the reason why the episodes are non-canon is a trade-off for the writers. Well, Homer ate the entire wedding cake by himself... before the wedding! MILHOUSE stopped, and Willy gets on. ... 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